The Definitive List

A David Haines Production for HainesUK

In association with The Mini Fund

OK, kiddies, listen up 'cos I'm only going to say this once (but I will illustrate it for you, OK?)

Car number 1.

60's E-type Jaguar. Jet black and extremely shiny. I love that engine soooo much. The shell shape's so sexy...drool. Might need 50 grand though.


This example is £47,500.

Car number 2.

Mini Pick-up. Could vary in style, but it will most definitely have twin vertical chrome exhausts (I would show you a picture but no such Mini exists yet. Mk 1 styling, the odd chunk of aftermarket fibreglass and Tahiti blue paint and I'm there.

This seems an appropriate victim for this project.

Car number 3.

Shortened Mini saloon. A must have. If its done to the extreme the car will be virtually square. Yellow paint, decals, black detailing. Big engine, big exhaust, big noise. Little car. I fancy a yellow and black Union Jack somewhere on it. Bonnet? Boot? I think I'll call it 'The Yellow Submarine"...

Another good project base.

Car number 4.

VW camper van. Oh they're so cool. Not a completely hippy crazy one, I fancy something a tad less conspicuous, and everyone's seen that before! Did you know that you can sleep FOUR people in one of those??

Designed this specimen myself. I may have to build the real thing myself too. The URL is just a guess at the future...

Car number 5.

Mk II Jaguar. The ultimate luxury saloon in my opinion. All original chrome, wire wheels etc. Preferably a rich burgundy paint job.

Wow.

Car number 6.

Morgan +8. Lovely classic that's still in production today so you get a classic roadster with modern warranties, cover etc. etc. Very good idea David. Extensive waiting list for new ones though. Something like 5 - 10 years.

What can I say? Quality speaks for itself. This Example is £28,950.

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