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In a tight spot? Forgotten homework? Irritable old woman? Not a problem for me because

I don't speak English!!!

Je ne parle pas d'Anglais!

¡Yo no hablo inglés!

Ich spreche Englisch nicht!

Non parlo Inglese!

Jeg ikke taler Engelsk!

Eu nao falo inglês!

Pick your nationality; either way, you have no idea what they're raving about!

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