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Having carefully considered all available options - I have finalised my list of cars that I will be buying, if not building form scratch, at some point in the future - enjoy.

Time for more - My latest ridiculous personal experiment is to avoid hairdresser's like the plague. So far the discernible advantages are that my hair is completely irresistible to the opposite sex and Jonny; that after a shower the comical styling opportunities are endless. Disadvantages are that my RAF beret makes a great hairstyle looks completely crap. It comically balloons out. Very sad. Also I'm convinced that somewhere in my hair is a tiny little dictator controlling all the hair so it works together to look the most bizarre possible in the mornings...

Here's the old stuff -

Look out in the nearish future (post-Xmas) for my brave new venture of a site, when the Mini section branches of to become bigger, better, and more mini-obsessed than ever before! Perhaps I should make this section a tad more interesting. I could tell you all a smidgen about myself, trying ever so hard not to sound boring...

I'm going to be sixteen (legal for almost everything!) on December 21st 2002, which will be marked with a rather spiffing get-together, photos to follow. I work two Saturdays a month at Woven Magic in Sevenoaks, making an extortionate amount of money, £5 an hour, hurrah! Which funds The Mini Plan, currently Christmas presents, and soon to buy myself a new phone because I am a dedicated fashion slave. Perhaps more later...

Everything you see on this site today is my doing, unless otherwise stated. I like to think that this site is a success, with 1000 hits in 6 months. However I can't accept all the credit. I would like to thank my uncle Dom, owner of KnightUK, for the web space and domain name. My dad, Phil, for the odd titbit of technical advice. Rose Paterson for using the guestbook before it was a message board, but mostly you, the people with so much free time they look at this rubbish. Nick, just so you know, did bugger all.

 

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